I switch between jeans and pjs for pants. Whatever I’m not wearing is on the ground near the couch.

Designate an empty corner as a random shit corner. Toss a deflated aero bed and an unused laptop bag over there, more will come. Trust the process.

Keep a blanket on the couch. Never make your bed.

Tissues will eventually make their way to the trash. No need to get up.

Always take home leftovers and never eat them.