Dudes who have more money than sense that risk their trading access and waste hundreds of thousands of dollars just to make paperwork for the world’s (formerly) most cost-effective and most highly armed accounts-receivable department?

Lol, yeah. I want to believe this too. Imagine having the (formerly) cushy government job where you get to process all of this and if you fuck it up then the guy has to prove you wrong to contest your assessment. Hell, I’d audit the guy just to be thorough, that many zero-profit transactions probably smell like money laundering. XD