I got the most badass mousepad I’ve ever seen in Germany. It was a cartoon of someone trying to sell an abacus to the king with a mouse (an actual one) with its tail nailed to it, and his advisor suggesting he wait, as in (some number of months – I got it in 1995, so details are a bit hazy) it will cost half the price.
I only remember some of this verbatim, but it was absolute gold because of double meanings.
Ihr solltet noch warten … inclusive Maus … auf Festplatte
The mouse is easy enough to jump language comprehension (though “inclusive” is pronounced differently), but Festplatte means both a wooden board, as the base of the abacus was, and hard drive.
eutampieri@feddit.it 4 days ago
For those who don’t know: Mousepad (at least, I think this was the reference)
jagged_circle@feddit.nl 4 days ago
xfce <3