Planet Godzilla:

Godzillas living a peaceful live

One Godzilla takes a major fart

Takes off with fire coming out his arse like a rocket

Has escape-velocity

Flies through space for a long time

Saves up his farts

Homes in on earth

Lands like a moon lander

Earth: Major news breaks out. 

What could it be that just destroyed LA.

It might be an alien spacecraft.

It doesn’t look like an aircraft to me. It looks like it is the alien itself.

It is godzilla. 

Now live to a reporter on site. What can you tell us?

It looks like Godzilla. But it has fire coming out it’s arse. It’s like, … It’s like, … a Fart-Zilla

Fart-Zilla destroys many more houses. 

Society at some point finds out that Fart-Zilla actually is Vegan, and that it only eats beans, and that it forgot to soak the beans in the water before eating them. Which is a major teaching moment, to always soak your beans for 12 hours before you cook them, so you don’t become fart-zilla.

I like to think that in a few years, an AI can turn this shitty story into a wonderful, emotional, awe-inspiring video.