No. No, dear. That could never be. You poor dumb hill person. That’s really what you imagine in your mind right now? That is so sad and tragic. I just–I can’t–I can’t even with this.

– Judy to Tiff regarding a certain Funyuns trip

and one episode later…

No, don’t you say you’re sorry. Stay strong, bitch.

– Judy, again; shortly before the best trailer stunt