As usual the difference between the US is that the US clown show is over the top and overstated all-signing-all-dancing slapstick, while the UK clown show is the kind of cringe delivered entirely deadpan that you watch through your fingers because it’s too embarrassing to watch the same way, and that we will nervously laugh at the next day while wondering just how badly we’ll feel the consequences.

But they both do the job of totally fucking everyone but their donors over.