Comment on How do you answer the question "What's new with you?" when nothing happens in your life?

VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

I take a short breath and pull out my phone.

I notate when I last saw them.

I then pull out my document of every major event that occurred to me from point A to point B.

They look confused.

I comfort them.

I gently remind them that I’m on this ride with them. And if they didn’t want to be informed, they shouldnt have asked.

I clear my throat, and start at the top of the list.

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