Accept it. Live it. Don’t hate yourself over it. All great options I wish I tried.
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FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But for real, how do I stop this?
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Get married
FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 2 months ago
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Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
You’ve got this, Foxy. If my talentless ass can do it, your amazing art… ass can too!
idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
As a married person i can confirm this trick doesn’t work. I will just make your daydreams even less ethical :/.
SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 1 month ago
A guy I used to work with used to say to me “when you meet a woman, every time you have a shag, put a penny in a jar, after you marry her, every time you have a shag, take a penny out of the jar”. It’s “are the straights ok?” level of boomer humour, but it does amuse me, in an eye roll kind of way.
Lake Bells character in Man Up does really funny job of explaining it as “The Blowjob Paradox”.