That’s a total misrepresentation of a late soviet playground!

Where are handles and stopper you can kill yourself with while sliding? Where’s the Hole in the end, the one you feed bad kids to (and it starts to call you ‘tovarish’ at some point)? Where’s someone’s dad (also from CheKa) who takes kids out and never returns them.

You can do better Leutenant Squid. That’s said, I forgive you. But you’d not like to know the lenght my tolerance can go.