Im14abeer@midwest.social 1 year ago
Jesus H. tap-dancing Christ! My all time favorite movie. It’s got everything a mission from God needs, music, comedy, a jilted lover, probably the most epic chase scene ever filmed and Illinois Nazis.
*You are such a disappointing pair. I prayed so hard for you. It saddens and hurts me that the two young men whom I raised to believe in the Ten Commandments have returned to me as two thieves, with filthy mouths and bad attitudes." -The penguin
Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 1 year ago
Don't you blaspheme. Don't you blaspheme in here.
We have both kinds, country and western.
No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locus. It wasn't my fault. I swear to god!"
Please be advised. The use of excessive force in the apprehension of the Blues Brother...has been approved.
I hate Illinois Nazis.