Comment on Should I get a drum kit, or a pressure washer?
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 6 days ago
You could set up a small business with the pressure washer.
Comment on Should I get a drum kit, or a pressure washer?
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 6 days ago
You could set up a small business with the pressure washer.
mortimer@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Ah, but with a drum kit you could join a band, tour the world and pick up lots of hot chicks.
With a pressure washer you might be able to clean a patio or two, earn some loose change and be constantly covered in mud.
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 6 days ago
Reminds me of an old joke.
A beautiful princess is galivanting across the sward one fine morning. She comes upon a muddy pond. A frog jumps out of the slimy water and bows at her feet.
“Oh princess, I am under the curse of an evil witch. If you give me but a single kiss I shall return to my true form. Kiss me and I’ll become the world’s best drummer.”
The princess gathers her skirts, bends over, picks up the frog, and shoves him into her purse.
“Aren’t you going to kiss me and break the witch’s spell?”
“Hell, no! I can make a lot more money with a talking frog than I can with the world’s best drummer.”